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The Ghost Of Miser Brimpson

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Penniless and proud he was; and that pair don't draw a man to pleasant

places when they be in double harness. There's only one thing can stop

'em if they take the bit between their teeth, and that's a woman. So

there, you might say, lies the text of the tale of Jonathan Drake, of

Dunnabridge Farm, a tenement in the Forest of Dartymoor. 'Twas Naboth's

to Duchy, and the greedy thing would have given a very fair

price for it, without a doubt; but the Drake folk held their land, and

wouldn't part with it, and boasted a freehold of fifty acres in the very

midst of the Forest. They did well, too, and moved with the times, and

kept their heads high for more generations than I can call home; and

then they comed to what all families, whether gentle or simple, always

come to soon or late. And that's a black sheep for bell-wether. Bad uns

there'll be in every generation of a race; but the trouble begins when a

bad un chances to be up top; and if the head of the family is a

drunkard, or a spendthrift, or built on too free and flowing a pattern

for this work-a-day shop, then the next generation may look out for

squalls, as the sailor-men say.

'Twas Jonathan's grandfather that did the harm at Dunnabridge. He had

sport in his blood, on his mother's side, and 'twas horses ran him into

trouble. He backed 'em, and was ruined; and then his son bred 'em, and

didn't do very much better. So, when the pair of 'em dropped out of the

hunt, and died with their backs to the wall, one after t'other, it

looked as if the game was up for them to follow. By good chance,

however, Tom Drake had but one child--a boy--the Jonathan as I be

telling about; and when his father and grandfather passed away, within a

year of each other, Dunnabridge was left to Tom's widow and her son, him

then being twenty-two. She was for selling Dunnabridge and getting away

from Dartymoor, because the place had used her bad, and she hated the

sight of it; but Jonathan, a proud chap even then, got the lawyers to

look into the matter, and they told him that 'twasn't vital for

Dunnabridge to be sold, though it might ease his pocket, and smooth his

future to do so, 'specially as Duchy wanted the place rather bad, and

had offered the value of it. And Jonathan's mother was on the side of

Duchy, too, and went on her knees to the man to sell; but he wouldn't.

He had a bee in his bonnet sometimes, and he said that all the Drakes

would rise out of their graves to Widecombe churchyard, and haunt his

rising up and going down if he were to do such a thing, just to suit

his own convenience, and be rid of the place. So he made a plan with the

creditors. It figured out that his father and grandfather had owed near

a thousand pound between them; and Jonathan actually set himself to pay

it off to the last penny. 'Twas the labor of years; but by the time he

was thirty-three he done it--at what cost of scrimping and screwing,

only his mother might have told. She never did tell, however, for she

died two year before the last item was paid. Some went as far as to

declare that 'twas her son's miserly ways hurried her into her grave;

and, for all I know, they may have done so, for 'tis certain, in her

husband's life, she had a better time. Tom was the large-hearted, juicy,

easy sort, as liked meat on the table, and plenty to wash it down; and

he loved Mercy Jane Drake very well; and, when he died, the only thought

that troubled him was leaving her; and the last thing he advised his son

was to sell Dunnabridge, and take his mother off the Moor down to the

"in country" where she'd come from.

But Jonathan was made of different stuff, and 'twas rumored by old

people that had known the family for several generations that he favored

an ancient forefather by name of Brimpson Drake. This bygone man was a

miser and the richest of the race. He'd lived in the days when we were

at war with France and America, and when Princetown sprang up, and a

gert war-prison was built there to cage all the chaps we got on our

hands through winning such a lot o' sea battles. And Miser Brimpson was

said to have made thousands by helping rich fellows to escape from the

prison. Truth and falsehood mixed made up his story as 'twas handed

down. But one thing appeared to be fairly true about it; which was, that

when the miser died, and Dunnabridge went to his cousin, the horseracer,

not a penny of his fortune ever came into the sight of living men. So

some said 'twas all nonsense, and he never had no money at all, but only

pretended to it; and others again, declared that he knew too well who'd

follow in his shoes at Dunnabridge, and hid his money accordingly, so

that no Drake should have it. For he hated his heirs as only a miser can

hate 'em.

So things stood when Mercy Jane died and Jonathan was left alone. He

paid all his relations' debts, and he had his trouble and the honor of

being honorable for his pains. Everybody respected him something

wonderful; but, all the same, a few of his mother's friends always did

say that 'twas a pity he put his dead father's good name afore his

living mother's life. However, we'm not built in the pattern of our

fellow-creatures, and 'tis only fools that waste time blaming a man for

being himself.

Jonathan went his stern way; and then, in the lonely days after his

parent was taken, when he lived at Dunnabridge, with nought but two

hinds and a brace of sheep-dogs, 'twas suddenly borne in upon his narrow

sight that there might be other women still in the world, though his

mother had gone out of it. And he also discovered, doubtless, that a

home without a woman therein be merely the cruel mockery of what a home

should be.

A good few folk watched Jonathan to see what he'd do about it, and no

doubt a maiden here and there was interested too; because, though a

terrible poor man, he wasn't bad to look at, though rather hard about

the edge of the jaw, and rather short and stern in his manners to human

creatures and beasts alike.

And then beginned his funny courting--if you can call it courting, where

a poor man allows hisself the luxury of pride at the wrong time, and

makes a show of hisself in consequence. At least that's my view; but you

must know that a good few, quite as wise as me, took t'other side, and

held that Jonathan covered his name with glory when he changed his mind

about Hyssop Burges. That was her bitter name, but a pleasanter girl

never walked on shoe-leather. She was Farmer Stonewer's niece to White

Works, and he took her in for a charity, and always said that 'twas the

best day's work as ever he had done. A straight, hardworking, cheerful

sort of a girl, with nothing to name about her very special save a fine

shape and a proud way of holding her head in the air and looking her

fellow creatures in the eyes. Proud she was for certain, and terrible

partickler as to her friends; but there happened to be that about

Jonathan that made flint to her steel. He knowed she was penniless, or

he'd not have looked at her twice; and when, after a short, fierce sort

of courting, she took him, everybody felt pleased about it but Farmer

Stonewer, who couldn't abide the thought of losing Hyssop, though his

wife had warned him any time this four year that 'twas bound to happen.

Farmer and the girl were sitting waiting for Jonathan one night; and she

was a bit nervous, and he was trying for to calm her.

"Jonathan must be told," she says. "It can't go on no longer."

"Then tell him," says her uncle. "Good powers!" he says; "to see you,

one would think the news was the worst as could ever fall between a pair

o' poor lovers, instead of the best."

"I know him a lot better than you," she tells Farmer; "and I know how

plaguey difficult he can be where money's the matter. He very near

throwed me over when, in a weak moment, I axed him to let me buy my own

tokening-ring. Red as a turkey's wattles did he flame, and said I'd

insulted him; and now, when he hears the secret, I can't for the life of

me guess how he'll take it."

"'Twas a pity you didn't tell him when he offered for you," declared

Hyssop's aunt. "Proud he is as a silly peacock, and terrible frightened

of seeming to look after money, or even casting his eye where it bides;

but he came to you without any notion of the windfall, and he loved you

for yourself, like an honest man; and you loved him the same way; and

right well you know that if your old cousin had left you five thousand

pound instead of five hundred, Jonathan Drake was the right chap for

you. He can't blame himself, for not a soul on Dartymoor but us three

has ever heard tell about the money."

"But he'll blame me for having money at all," answered the girl. "He

said a dozen times afore he offered for me, that he'd never look at a

woman if she'd got more cash than what he had himself. That's why I

couldn't bring myself to confess to it--and lose him. And, after we was

tokened, it got to be harder still."

"Why not bide till you'm married, then?" asked Mrs. Stonewer. "Since it

have gone so long, let it go longer, and surprise him with the news on

the wedding-night--eh, James?"

"No," answered Farmer. "'Enough is as good as a feast.' 'Tis squandering

blessings to do that at such a time. Keep the news till some rainy day,

when he's wondering how to get round a tight corner. That's the moment

to tell him; and that's the moment he's least likely to make a face at

the news."

But Hyssop wouldn't put it off no more; she said as she'd not have any

further peace till the murder was out. And that very night, sure enough

when Jonathan comed over from Dunnabridge for his bit of love-making,

and the young couple had got the farm parlor to themselves, she plumped

it out, finding him in a very kindly mood. They never cuddled much, for

he wasn't built that way; but he'd not disdain to sit beside her and

put his arm around her now and again, when she picked up his hand and

drew it round. Then, off and on, she'd rub her cheek against his

mutton-chop whiskers, till he had to kiss her in common politeness.

Well, Hyssop got it out--Lord alone knows how, as she said afterwards.

She got it out, and told him that an old, aged cousin had died, and left

her a nice little skuat[1] of money; and how she'd never touched a penny

but let it goody in the bank; and how she prayed and hoped 'twould help

'em to Dunnabridge; and how, of course, he must have the handling of it,

being a man, and so cruel clever in such things. She went on and on,

pretty well frightened to stop and hear him. But, after she'd said it

over about a dozen times, her breath failed her, and she shut her mouth,

and tried to smile, and looked up terrible anxious and pleading at


His hard gray eyes bored into her like a brace of gimlets, and in return

for all her talk he axed but one question.

"How long have you had this here money?" he said.

She told the truth, faltering and shaking under his glare.

"Four years and upwards, Jonathan."

"That's years and years afore I axed you to marry me?"

"Yes, Jonathan."

"And you remember what I said about never marrying anybody as had more

than what I have?"

"Yes, Jonathan."

"And you full know how many a time I told you that, after I paid off all

my father's debts, I had nought left, and 'twould be years afore I could

build up anything to call money?"

"Yes, Jonathan."

"Very well, then!" he cried out, and his brow crooked down and his fists

clenched. "Very well, you've deceived me deliberate, and if you'd do

that in one thing, you would in another. I'm going out of this house

this instant moment, and you can tell your relations why 'tis. I'm

terrible sorry, Hyssop Burges, for no man will ever love you better than

what I did; and so you'd have lived to find out when all this here

courting tomfoolery was over, and you'd come to be my wife. But now I'll

have none of you, for you've played with me. And so--so I'll bid you


He went straight out without more speech; and she tottered, weeping, to

her uncle and aunt. They couldn't believe their senses; and Jimmy

Stonewer declared thereon that any man who could make himself such a

masterpiece of a fool as Jonathan had done that night, was better out of

the marriage state than in it. He told Hyssop as she'd had a marvelous

escape from a prize zany; and his wife said the same. But the girl

couldn't see it like that. She knowed Jonathan weren't a prize zany,

and his raging pride didn't anger her, for she admired it something

wonderful, and it only made her feel her loss all the crueller to see

what a terrible rare, haughty sort of a chap he was. There were a lot of

other men would have had her, and twice as many again, if they'd known

about the money; but they all seemed as tame as robins beside her hawk

of a Jonathan. She had plenty of devil in her, too, when it came to the

fighting pitch; and now, while he merely said that the match was broken

off through a difference of opinion, and gave no reason for it, she set

to work with all her might to get him back again, and used her

love-sharpened wits so well as she knew how, to best him into matrimony.


In truth she made poor speed. Jonathan was always civil afterwards; but

you might as soon have tried to thaw an iceberg with a box of matches as

to get him round again by gentleness and affection. He was the sort that

can't be won with kindness. He felt he'd treated the world better than

the world had treated him, and the thought shriveled his heart a bit.

Always shy and suspicious, you might say; and yet, underneath it, the

most honorable and upright and high-minded man you could wish to meet.

Hyssop loved him like her life, and she got a bit poorly in health after

their sad quarrel. Then chance willed it that, going down from

Princetown to Plymouth by train--to see a chemist, and get something to

make her eat--who should be in the selfsame carriage but Mr. Drake and

his hind, Thomas Parsons.

There was others there, too; and it fell out that an old fellow as

knowed Jonathan's grandfather before him, brought up the yarn about

Miser Brimpson, and asked young Drake if he took any stock in it.

Of course the man pooh-poohed such foolery, and told the old chap not to

talk nonsense like that in the ear of the nineteenth century; but when

Jonathan and Parsons had got out of the train--which they did do at

Yelverton station--Hyssop, as knowed the old man, axed him to tell more

about the miser; and he explained, so well as he knew how, that Brimpson

Drake had made untold thousands out of the French and American

prisoners, and that, without doubt, 'twas all hidden even to this day at


"Of course Jonathan's too clever to believe such a tale--like his father

before him; but his grandfather believed it, and the old blid spent half

his time poking about the farm. Only, unfortunately, he didn't have no

luck. But 'tis there for sure; and if Jonathan had enough faith he'd

come by it--not by digging and wasting time and labor, but by doing what

is right and proper when you'm dealing with such matters."

"And what might that be?" axed Miss Burges.

Just then, however, the train for Plymouth ran up, and the old man told

her that he'd explain some other time.

"This generation laughs at such things," he said; "but they laugh best

who laugh last, and, for all we can say to the contrary, 'tis nought but

his conceit and pride be standing between that stiff-necked youth and

the wealth of a bank."

Hyssop, she thought a lot upon this; but she hadn't no need to go to the

old chap again, as she meant to do, for when she got home, her

uncle--Farmer Stonewer--knowed all about the matter, and told her how

'twas a very rooted opinion among the last generation that a miser's

spirit never could leave its hidden hoard till the stuff was brought to

light, and in human hands once more.

"Millions of good money has been found in that manner, if all we hear is

true," declared Farmer Jimmy; "and if one miser has been known to walk,

which nobody can deny, then why shouldn't another? Them as believe in

such dark things--and I don't say I do, and I don't say I don't--them as

know of such mysteries happening in their own recollection, or in the

memory of their friends, would doubtless say that Miser Brimpson still

creeps around his gold now and again; and if that money be within the

four corners of Dunnabridge Farm, and if Jonathan happed to be on the

lookout on the rightful night and at the rightful moment, 'tis almost

any odds but he might see his forbear sitting over his money-bags like a

hen on a clutch of eggs, and so recover the hoard."

"But faith's needed for such a deed," Mrs. Stonewer told her niece; "and

that pig-headed creature haven't no faith. Too proud, he is, to believe

in anything he don't understand. 'Twas even so with Lucifer afore him.

If you told him--Jonathan--this news, he'd rather let the money go than

set off ghost-hunting in cold blood. Yet there it is: and a

humbler-minded fashion of chap, with the Lord on his side, and a

trustful heart in his bosom, might very like recover all them tubs of

cash the miser come by."

"And then he'd have thousands to my poor tens," said Hyssop. "Not that

he'd ever come back to me now, I reckon."

But, all the same, she knowed by the look in Jonathan's eye when they

met, that he loved her still, and that his silly, proud heart was

hungering after her yet, though he'd rather have been drawn under a

harrow than show a spark of what was burning there.

And so, upon this nonsense about a buried treasure she set to work again

to use her brains, and see if there might be any road out of the trouble

by way of Miser Brimpson's ghost.

What she did, none but them as helped her ever knew, until the story

comed round to me; but 'twas the cleverest thing that ever I heard of a

maiden doing, and it worked a wonder. In fact, I can't see but a single

objection to the plot, though that was a serious thing for the girl. It

lay in the fact that there had to be a secret between Hyssop and her

husband; and she kept it close as the grave until the grave itself

closed over him. Yet 'twas an innocent secret, too; and, when all's

said, 'tisn't a wedded pair in five hundred as haven't each their one

little cupboard fast locked, with the key throwed away.

Six months passed by, and Jonathan worked as only he knowed how to work,

and tried to forget his sad disappointment by dint of toil. Early and

late he labored, and got permission to reclaim a bit of moor for a

"newtake," and so added a very fair three acres to his farm. He noticed

about this time that his hind, Parsons, did oft drag up the subject of

Miser Brimpson Drake; and first Jonathan laughed, and then he was

angered, and bade Thomas hold his peace. But, though a very obedient and

humble sort of man, Parsons would hark back to the subject, and tell how

his father had known a man who was own brother to a miser; and how, when

the miser died, his own brother had seen him clear as truth in the

chimley-corner of his room three nights after they'd buried him; and how

they made search, and found, not three feet from where the ghost had

stood, a place in the wall with seventeen golden sovereigns hid in it,

and a white witch's cure for glanders. Thomas Parsons swore on the Book

to this; and he said, as a certain fact, that New Year's Night was the

time most misers walked; and he advised Jonathan not to be dead to his

own interests.

"At least, as a thinking man, that believes in religion and the powers

of the air, in Bible word, you might give it a chance," said Thomas; and

then Jonathan told him to shut his mouth, and not shame Dunnabridge by

talking such childish nonsense.

The next autumn Jonathan went up beyond Exeter to buy some of they

black-faced, horned Scotch sheep, and he wanted for Parsons to go with

him; but his man falled ill the night afore, and so young Hacker went


Drake reckoned then that Thomas Parsons would have to leave, for

Dunnabridge weren't a place for sick folk; and he'd made up his mind

after he came back to turn the old chap off; but Thomas was better when

the master got home, so the question of sacking him was let be, and

Jonathan contented himself by telling Tom that, if he falled ill again,

'twould be the last time. And Parsons said that was as it should be; but

he hoped that at his age--merely sixty-five or thereabout--he wouldn't

be troubled with his breathing parts again for half a score o' years at

least. He added that he'd done his work as usual while the master was

away; but he didn't mention that Hyssop Burges had made so bold as to

call at Dunnabridge with a pony and cart, and that she'd spent a tidy

long time there, and gone all over the house and farmyard, among other

places, afore she drove off again.

And the next chapter of the story was told by Jonathan himself to his

two men on the first day of the following year.

There was but little light of morning just then, and the three of 'em

were putting down some bread and bacon and a quart of tea by candlelight

in the Dunnabridge kitchen, when Thomas saw that his master weren't

eating nothing to name. Instead, he went out to the barrel and drawed

himself a pint of ale, and got along by the peat fire with it, and stuck

his boots so nigh the scads as he dared without burning 'em.

"What's amiss?" said Thomas. "Don't say you'm sick, master. And if you

be, I lay no liquor smaller than brandy will fetch you round."

"I ban't sick," answered Jonathan shortly.

He seemed in doubt whether to go on. Then he resolved to do so.

"There was a man in the yard last night," he said; "and, if I thought as

either of you chaps knowed anything about it, I'd turn you off this

instant, afore you'd got the bacon out of your throats."

"A man? Never!" cried Parsons.

"How was it the dog didn't bark?" asked Hacker.

"How the devil do I know why he didn't bark?" answered Jonathan, dark as

night, and staring in the fire. One side of his face was red with the

flames, and t'other side blue as steel along of the daylight just

beginning to filter in at the window.

"All I can say is this," he added. "I turned in at half-after ten, just

after that brace of old fools to Brownberry went off to see the New Year

in. I slept till midnight; then something woke me with a start. What

'twas, I can't tell, but some loud sound near at hand, no doubt. I was

going off again when I heard more row--a steady sound repeated over and

over. And first I thought 'twas owls; and then I heard 'twas not. You

might have said 'twas somebody thumping on a barrel; but, at any rate, I

woke up, and sat up, and found the noise was in the yard.

"I looked out of my chamber window then, and the moon was bright as day,

and the stars sparkling likewise; and there, down by 'the Judge's Table'

where the thorn-tree grows, I see a man standing by the old barrel as

plain as I see you chaps now."

"The Judge's Table" be a wonnerful curiosity at Dunnabridge, and if you

go there you'll do well to ax to see it. 'Tis a gert slab of moorstone

said to have come from Crokern Torr, where the tinners held theer

parliament in the ancient times. Now it bides over a water-trough with a

white-thorn tree rising up above.

Jonathan took his breath when he'd got that far, and fetched his pipe

out of his pocket and lighted it. Then he drank off half the beer, and

spat in the fire, and went on.

"A man so tall as me, if not taller. He'd got one of them old white

beaver hats on his head, and he wore a flowing white beard, so long as

my plough-horse's tail, and he walked up and down, up and down over the

stones, like a sailor walks up and down on the deck of a ship. I shouted

to the chap, but he didn't take no more notice than the moon. Up and

down he went; and then I told him, if he wasn't off inside two minutes,

I'd get my fowling-piece and let fly. Still he paid no heed; and I don't

mind saying to you men that, for half a second, I felt creepy-crawly and

goose-flesh down the back. But 'twas only the cold, I reckon, for my

window was wide open, and I'd been leaning out of it for a good while

into ten degrees of frost.

"After that, I got angry, and went down house and hitched the gun off

the hooks over the mantelpiece, and ran out, just as I was, in nought

but my boots and my nightshirt. The hour was so still as the grave at

first, and the moon shone on the river far below and lit up the eaves

and windows; and then, through the silence, I heard Widecombe bells

ringing in the New Year. But the old night-bird in his top hat was gone.

Not a hair of his beard did he leave behind. I looked about, and then up

came the dog, barking like fury, not knowing who I was, dressed that

way, till he heard my voice. And that's the tale; and who be that

curious old rascal I'd much like to know."

They didn't answer at first, and the daylight gained on 'em. Then old

Parsons spoke up, and wagged his head and swore that 'twas no man his

master had seen, but a creature from the other world.

"I'll lay my life," he said, "'twas the spectrum of Miser Brimpson as

you saw walking; and I'll take oath by the New Year that 'twas his way

to show where his stuff be buried. For God's sake," he says, "if you

don't want to get into trouble with unknown creatures, go out and pull

up the cobblestones, and see if there's anything underneath 'em."

But Jonathan made as though the whole thing was nonsense, and wouldn't

let neither Thomas nor Hacker move a pebble. Only, the next day, he went

off to a very old chap called Samuel Windeatt, whose father had been a

boy at the time of the War Prison, and was said to have seen and known

Miser Brimpson in the flesh. And the old man declared that, in his

childish days, he'd heard of the miser, and that he certainly wore a

beaver hat and had a white beard a yard long. So Jonathan came home

again more thoughtful than afore, and finally--though he declared that

he was ashamed to do it--he let Tom overpersuade him; and two days after

the three men set to work where Drake had seen the spectrum.

They dug and they dug, this way and that; and Jonathan found nought, and

Parsons found nought; but Hacker came upon a box, and they dragged it

out of the earth, and underneath of it was another box like the first.

They was a pair of old rotten wood chests, by the look of them, made of

boards nailed together with rusty nails. No locks or keys they had; but

that was no matter, for they fell abroad at a touch, and inside of them

was a lot of plate--candlesticks, snuffers, tea-kettles, table silver,

and the like.

"Thunder!" cried out Jonathan. "'Tis all pewter trash, not worth a

five-pound note! Us'll dig again."

And dig they did for a week, till the farmyard in that place was turned

over like a trenched kitchen-garden. But not another teaspoon did they


Meantime, however, somebody as understood such things explained to young

Drake that the stuff unearthed was not pewter, nor yet Britannia metal

neither, but old Sheffield plate, and worth plenty of good money at


Jonathan felt too mazed with the event to do anything about it for a

month; then he went to Plymouth, and took a few pieces of the find in

his bag. And the man what he showed 'em to was so terrible interested

that nothing would do but he must come up to Dunnabridge and see the

lot. He offered two hundred and fifty pound for the things on the nail;

so Jonathan saw very clear that they must be worth a good bit more. They

haggled for a week, and finally the owner went up to Exeter and got

another chap to name a price. In the long run, the dealers halved the

things, and Jonathan comed out with a clear three hundred and fifty-four



He wasn't very pleased to talk about his luck, and inquisitive people

got but little out of him on the subject; but, of course, Parsons and

Hacker spoke free and often on the subject, for 'twas the greatest

adventure as had ever come to them in their lives; and, from telling the

tale over and over old Parsons got to talk about it as if he'd seen the

ghost himself.

Then, after he'd chewed over the matter for a space of three or four

months, and spring was come again, Jonathan Drake went off one night to

White Works, just the same as he used to do when he was courting Hyssop

Burges; and there was the little party as usual, with Mrs. Stonewer

knitting, and Farmer reading yesterday's newspaper, and Hyssop sewing in

her place by her aunt.

"Well!" says Farmer Jimmy, "wonders never cease! And to see you again

here be almost so big a wonder as that they tell about of the old

miser's tea-things. I'm sure we all give you joy, Jonathan; and I

needn't tell you as we was cruel pleased to hear about it."

The young man thanked them very civilly, and said how 'twas a coorious

come-along-of-it, and he didn't hardly know what to think of the matter

even to that day.

"I should reckon 'twas a bit of nonsense what I'd dreamed," he said;

"but money's money, as who should know better than me? And, by the same

token, I want a few words with Hyssop if she'm willing to give me ten

minutes of her time."

"You'm welcome, Mr. Drake," she said.

He started at the surname; but she got up, and they went off just in

the usual way to the parlor; and when they was there, she sat down in

her old corner of the horsehair sofa and looked at him. But he didn't

sit down--not at first. He walked about fierce and talked fierce.

"I'll ax one question afore I go on, and, if the answer's what I fear,

I'll trouble you no more," he said. "In a word, be you tokened again? I

suppose you be, for you're not the sort to go begging. Say it quick if

'tis so, and I'll be off and trouble you no further."

"No, Mr. Drake. I'm free as the day you--you throwed me over," she

answered, in a very quiet little voice.

He snorted at that, but was too mighty thankful to quarrel with the

words. She could see he began to grow terrible excited now; and he

walked up and down, taking shorter and shorter strides this way and

that, like a hungry caged tiger as knows his bit of horse-flesh be on

the way.

At last he bursts out again.

"There was a lot of lies told about that old plate us found at

Dunnabridge. But the truth of the matter is, that I sold it for three

hundred and fifty-four pounds."

"So Tom Parsons told uncle. A wonderful thing; and we sat up all night

talking about it, Mr. Drake."

"For God's sake call me 'Jonathan'!" he cried out; "and tell me--tell me

what the figure of your legacy was. You must tell me--you can't withhold

it. 'Tis life or death--to me."

She'd never seen him so excited, but very well knowed what was in his


"If you must know, you must," she answered. "I thought I told you


"No, you didn't. I wouldn't bide to hear. Whatever 'twas, you'd got more

than me, and that was all I cared about; but now, if by good fortune

'tis less than mine, you understand----"

"Of course 'tis less. A hundred and eighty pound and the interest--a

little over two hundred in all--is what I've gotten."

"Thank God!" he said.

Then he axed her if she could marry him still, or if she knew too much

about his ways and his ideas to care about doing so.

And she took him again.

* * * * *

You see, Hyssop Burges was my mother, and when father died I had the

rights of the story from her. By that time the old people at White Works

and Tom Parsons was all gone home, and the secret remained safe enough

with Hyssop herself.

The great difficulty was to put half her money and more, slap into

Jonathan's hands without his knowing how it got there; and, even when

the game with the ghost was hit upon, 'twas hard to know how to do it

clever. Hyssop wanted to hide golden sovereigns at Dunnabridge; but her

uncle, with wonnerful wit, pointed out that they'd all be dated; and to

get three hundred sovereigns and more a hundred years old could never

have been managed. Then old Thomas, who was in the secret, of course,

and played the part of Miser Brimpson, and got five pounds for doing it

so clever, and another five after from his master, when the stuff was

found--he thought upon trinkums and jewels; and finally Mrs. Stonewer,

as had a friend in the business, said that Sheffield plate would do the

trick. And she was right. The plate was bought for three hundred and

eighty pound, and kept close at White Works till 'twas known that

Jonathan meant to go away and bide away some days. Then my mother drove

across with it; and Thomas made the cases wi' old rotten boards, and

they drove a slant hole under the cobbles, and got all vitty again long

afore young Drake came back home.

"Me and Jonathan was wedded in the fall of that year," said my mother to

me when she told the tale. "And, come the next New Year's Night, he was

at our chamber window as the clock struck twelve, and bided there

looking out into the yard for an hour, keen as the hawk that he was. He

thought I must be asleep; but well I knowed he was seeking for an old

man in a beaver hat wi' a long white beard, and well I knowed he'd never

see him again. Of course your father took good care not to tell me the

next morning that he'd been on the lookout for the ghost."

And my mother, in her own last days, oft dwelt on that trick; and

sometimes she'd say, as the time for meeting father got nearer and

nearer, "I wonder if 'twill make any difference in heaven, where no

secrets be hid?" And, knowing father so well as I had, I felt very sure

as it might make a mighty lot of difference. So, in my crafty way, I

hedged, and told mother that, for my part, I felt sartain there were

some secrets that wouldn't even be allowed to come out at Judgment Day,

for fear of turning heaven into t'other place; and that this was one of

'em. She always used to fret at that, however.

"I want for it to come out," she'd say. "And, if Jonathan don't know, I

shall certainly tell him. I've kept it in long enough, and I can't trust

myself to do it no more. He've got to know, and, with all eternity to

get over it and forgive me in, I have a right to be hopeful that he


Hyssop Drake died in that fixed resolve; and I'm sure I trust that, when

'tis my turn to join my parents again, I shall find no shadow between

'em. But there's a lot of doubt about it--knowing father.