The Starving Millionaire





This story was also in the papers. It created a sensation at the time,

now it has been almost forgotten. The story shows that black art with

all its mysteries is not a thing of the past.



This was what happened.







There was a certain rich European Contractor in the Central Provinces in

India.



Let us call him Anderson. He used to supply stone ballast to the Railway

Companies and had been doing this business for over a quarter of a

century. He had accumulated wealth and was a multi-millionaire and one

of the richest men in his part of the country. The district which he

made his head quarters was a large one. It was a second class military

station and there were two European regiments and one Indian regiment in

that station. Necessarily there was a number of European military

officers besides a number of civil and executive officers in that

station.



On a certain June morning, which is a very hot month in India, an Indian

Fakir came into the compound of Mr. Anderson begging for alms. Mr.

Anderson and his wife were sitting in the verandah drinking their

morning tea. It had been a very hot night and there being no electricity

in this particular station, Mr. Anderson had to depend on the sleepy

punkha coolie. The punkha coolie on this particular night was more

sleepy than usual, and so Mr. Anderson had passed a very sleepless night

indeed. He was in a very bad temper. A whole life passed among Indian

workmen does not generally make a man good-tempered and a hot June in

the Indian plains is not particularly conducive to sweet temper either.

When this beggar came in Mr. Anderson was in a very bad mood. As the man

walked fearlessly up to the verandah Mr. Anderson's temper became worse.

He asked the beggar what he wanted. The beggar answered he wanted food.

Of course, Mr. Anderson said he had nothing to give. The beggar replied

that he would accept some money and buy the food. Mr. Anderson was not

in the habit of being contradicted. He lost his temper--abused the

beggar and ordered his servants to turn the man out. The servants

obeyed. Before his departure the beggar turned to Mr. Anderson and told

him that very soon he would know how painful it was to be hungry.



When the beggar was gone Mr. Anderson thought of his last remark and

laughed. He was a well-known rich man and a good paymaster. An order

for a L100 on a dirty slip of paper would be honoured by his banker

without hesitation. Naturally he laughed. He forgot that men had

committed suicide by drowning to avoid death from thirst. Well, there it

was.



The bell announcing breakfast rang punctually at 10 o'clock in the

morning. Mr. Anderson joined his wife in the drawing-room and they went

to the dining-room together. The smell of eggs and bacon and coffee

greeted them and Mr. Anderson forgot all about the Indian beggar when he

took his seat. But he received a rude shock. There was a big live

caterpillar in the fish. Mr. Anderson called the servant and ordered him

to take away the fish and serve with eyes open the next time. The

servant who had been in Mr. Anderson's service a long time stared

open-mouthed. Only a minute before there was nothing but fish on the

plate. Whence came this ugly creature? Well, the plate was removed and

another put in its place for the next dish.



When the next dish came another surprise awaited everybody.



As the cover was removed it was found that the whole contents were

covered with a thin layer of sweepings. The Khansama (the servant who

serves at the table) looked at Mr. Anderson and Mr. Anderson at the

Khansama "with a wild surmise"; the cover was replaced and the dish

taken away. Nothing was said this time.



After about 5 minutes of waiting a third covered dish was brought.



When the cover was removed the contents were found mixed with stable

sweepings. The smell was horrible, the dish was at once removed.



This was about the limit.



No man can eat after that. Mr. Anderson left the table and went to his

office--without breakfast.



It was the habit of Mr. Anderson to have his lunch in his office. A

Khansama used to take a tiffin basket to the office and there in his

private room Mr. Anderson ate his lunch punctually at 2 P.M. Today he

expected his tiffin early. He thought, that though he had left no

instructions himself the Khansama would have the sense to remember that

he had gone to office without breakfast. And so Mr. Anderson expected a

lunch heavier than usual and earlier too.



But it was two o'clock and the servant had not arrived. Mr. Anderson was

a man of particularly regular habits. He was very hungry. The thought

of the beggar in the morning made him angry too. He shouted to his

punkha coolie to pull harder.



It was a quarter after two and still the Khansama would not arrive. It

was probably the first time in 20 years that the fellow was late. Mr.

Anderson sent his _chaprasi_ (peon) to look for the Khansama at about

half past two. A couple of minutes after the _chaprasi's_ departure, Mr.

Atkins, the Collector of the district, was announced (A Collector is

generally a District Magistrate also, and in the Central Provinces he is

called the Deputy Commissioner). He is one of the principal officers in

the district. In this particular district of which I am speaking there

were two principal government officers. The Divisional Judge was the

head of the Civil Administration as well as the person who tried the

murderers and all other big offenders who deserved more than seven years

imprisonment. He was a Bengal Brahman. Mr. Atkins was the Collector or

rather the Deputy Commissioner. He was the executive head of the

district. He was also the District Magistrate. Mr. Atkins came in and

thus explained a sad accident which Mr. Anderson's _Khansama_ had met

with:



"As I was passing along the road in my motor car, your man came in the

way and was knocked down. The man is hurt but not badly. He had been

carrying a tiffin basket which was also knocked down, as a matter of

course; and the car having passed over it everything the basket

contained in the shape of china was smashed up. The man has been taken

to the hospital by myself in an unconscious condition, but the doctor

says there is nothing very serious, and he will be all right in a couple

of days."



Now Mr. Atkins was a great friend of Mr. Anderson. They had known each

other ever since Mr. Atkins's arrival in India as a young member of the

Civil Service. That was over 20 years ago. He had at first been in that

district for over 7 years as an Assistant Commissioner and this time he

was there for over 3 years as a Deputy Commissioner. But Mr. Anderson

was very hungry. The story of Mr. Atkins had given him the second shock

since the morning. He, therefore, used language which no gentleman

should have done; and with great vehemence threatened to prosecute Mr.

Atkins for rash driving, etc.



Mr. Atkins was a very good-natured man. He knew the temper of Mr.

Anderson; but he had never been Anderson so angry before. He therefore

beat a hasty retreat, wondering whether Anderson had not gone mad. He

would not have told anybody what happened in Anderson's offices if he

had known the starving condition of the millionaire, but as it happened

he repeated the fine language that Anderson had used, in the club that

same evening. Everybody who heard his story opined at he time that

Anderson was clearly off his head.



Mr. Anderson and his wife were expected at the club, but they did not

turn up.



When Mr. Atkins went home he got a letter from Anderson in which the

latter had apologised for what he had said in the office that afternoon.



In the letter there was a sentence which was rather enigmatic:



"If you know what I am suffering from, Atkins, you will be sorry for me,

not angry with me--I pray to God you may not suffer such--." The letter

had evidently been written in great haste and had not been revised. Mr.

Atkins did not quite understand the matter; and he intended to look up

Anderson the first thing next morning. Mr. Atkins thought that Anderson

had lost some of his money. He knew that Anderson never speculated.

Still he might have suffered a heavy loss in one of his contracts. He

telephoned to Mr. Anderson at his house, but was informed by one of the

servants that the master had gone out in his motor car at six in the

evening and was not back till then.



Now let us see what happened to Mr. Anderson after he had left his

office at about four in the afternoon.



He went home and expected some tea, but no tea arrived, though it was

six. The Khansama was in the hospital; the cook was called and he humbly

offered the following explanation: "As soon as Hazoor (Your Honour) came

back I ordered the khidmatgar (the cook's assistant) to put the kettle

on the fire. (This is the ordinary duty of the khidmatgar). There was a

bright coal fire in the stove, and the khidmatgar put the kettle upon

it. The kettle should have boiled within five minutes, but it did not;

your humble servant went to investigate the cause and found that there

was no water in the kettle. We put in some, but the kettle had in the

meantime become nearly red-hot. As soon as it came into contact with the

cold water it burst like a bomb. Fortunately nobody was hurt. There

was, of course, a saucepan to heat some water in, but the cold water had

got into the stove and extinguished it." It would be another half an

hour before tea was ready, he added. Mr. Anderson now realised that it

was not the fault of the servants but the curse of the Indian Fakir. So

with a sad smile he ordered his motor car and thought that he and his

wife had better try the Railway refreshment rooms. When his chauffeur

was going to start the engine Mr. Anderson expected that there would be

a backfire and the chauffeur would have a dislocated wrist. But there

was no accident. The engine started as smoothly as it had never done

before. Mr. and Mrs. Anderson went to the Railway refreshment rooms.

There they were informed that no tea was available. A dead rat had been

found under one of the tables in the first class refreshment room, and

as plague cases had been reported earlier in the week, the station

master had ordered the rooms to be closed till they had been thoroughly

disinfected. The whole staff of waiters with all the preserved meat and

oilman's stores had been sent by special train to the next station so

that the railway passengers might not be inconvenienced. The next

station was eight miles off and there was no road for a motor car.



"I had expected as much" said Mr. Anderson bitterly, as he left the

Railway Station.



"I would go to Captain Fraser and beg for some dinner. He is the only

man who has got a family here and will be able to accommodate us" said

he to his wife, and so off they started for a five mile run to the

Cantonments. There was some trouble with the car on the way and they

were detained for about an hour, and it was actually 8-30 in the evening

when the Andersons reached Captain Fraser's place. Why, instead of going

home from the Railway Station, Mr. Anderson went to Captain Fraser's

place he himself could not tell.



When the Andersons reached Captain Fraser's place at half past eight in

the evening, Mr. and Mrs. Fraser had not come back from the club. But

they were expected every minute. It was in fact nine when the Captain

and his wife turned up in a Hackney Carriage. They were surprised to see

the Andersons. They had heard the story told by Atkins at the club.

Anderson gave them his version. Of course, Captain Fraser asked them to

stay to dinner. He said "I am very sorry I am late, but it could not be

helped. When returning from the club my horse was alarmed at something.

The coachman lost control and there was a disaster. But, thank God,

nobody is seriously hurt."



Their carriage had, however, been so badly damaged that they had to get

a hackney carriage to bring them home.



In India, specially in June, they are not particular about the dress. So

Captain Fraser said they would sit down to dinner at once and, at a

quarter after nine they all went in to dine. The Khansama stared at the

uninvited guests. He knew that something had gone wrong with Anderson

Saheb.



The soup was the first thing brought in and the trouble began as soon as

it came. Captain Fraser's Khansama was an old hand at his business, but

somehow he made a mess of things. He got so nervous about what he

himself could not explain that he upset a full plate of soup that he had

brought for Mr. Anderson not exactly on his head, but on his left ear.



Well the reader would understand the situation. There was a plateful of

hot soup on Mr. Anderson's left ear. The soup should have got cold,

because it had waited long for the Captain's return from the club, but

the cook had very prudently warmed it up again and it had become very

warm indeed. Mr. Anderson shouted and the Khansama let go the plate. It

fell on the table in front of Mr. Anderson on its edge and rolled on.

Next to Mr. Anderson was Mrs. Fraser, and there was a glass of

iced-water in front of her. The rolling soup plate upset the glass, and

the water and the glass and the plate all came down on Mrs. Fraser's

lap, the iced-water making her wet through and through. She was putting

on a muslin gown. She had to go and change. Mrs. Anderson at this point

got up and said that they would not spoil the Frasers' dinner by their

presence. She said that the curse of the Indian Fakir was on them and if

they stayed the Frasers would have to go without dinner. Naturally she

anticipated that some further difficulty would arise there when the next

dish was brought in. The Frasers protested loudly but she dragged Mr.

Anderson away. She had forgotten that she had had her lunch and her

husband had not.



While going in their motor car from Mr. Fraser's house to their own they

had to pass a bazaar on the way. In the bazar there was a sweetmeat

shop. Mr. Anderson, whose condition could be better imagined than

described asked his chauffeur to stop at the sweetmeat shop. It was a

native shop with a fat native proprietor sitting without any covering

upon his body on a low stool. As soon as he saw Mr. Anderson and his

wife he rushed out of his shop with joined palms to enquire what the

gentleman wanted. Mr. Anderson was evidently very popular with the

native tradesmen and shop-keepers.



This shop-keeper had special reason to know Mr. Anderson, as it was the

latter's custom to give a dinner to all his native workmen on Her

Majesty's birthday, and this particular sweetmeat vendor used to get the

contract for the catering. The birthday used to be observed in India on

the 24th May and it was hardly a fortnight that this man had received a

cheque for a pretty large amount from Mr. Anderson, for having supplied

Mr. Anderson's native workmen with sweets.



Naturally he rushed out of his shop in that humble attitude. But in

doing so he upset a whole dishful of sweets, and the big dish with the

sweets went into the road-side drain. All the same the man came up and

wanted to know the pleasure of the Saheb. Mr. Anderson told him that he

was very hungry and wanted something to eat. "Certainly, Huzoor" said

the Halwai (Indian Confectioner) and fussily rushed in. He brought out

some native sweets in a "_dona_" (cup made of leaves) but as misfortune

would have it Mr. Anderson could not eat anything.



There was any amount of petroleum in the sweets. How it got in there was

a mystery. Mr. Anderson asked his chauffeur to proceed. For fear of

hurting the feeling of this kind old Halwai Mr. Anderson did not do

anything then; but scarcely had the car gone 200 yards when the "_dona_"

with its contents untouched was on the road.



Mr. Anderson reached home at about half past ten. He expected to find no

dinner at home. But he was relieved to hear from his bearer that dinner

was ready. He rushed into his bath-room, had a cold bath and within five

minutes was ready for dinner in the dining-room.



But the dinner would not come. After waiting for about 15 minutes the

bearer (butler and foot man combined) was dispatched to the kitchen to

enquire what the matter was. The cook came with a sad look upon his face

and informed him that the dinner had been ready since 8-30 as usual, but

as the Saheb had not returned he had kept the food in the kitchen and

come out leaving the kitchen-door open. Unfortunately Mr. Anderson's

dogs had finished the dinner in his absence, probably thinking that the

master was dining out. In a case like this the cook, who had been in Mr.

Anderson's service for a long time, expected to hear some hard words;

but Mr. Anderson only laughed loud and long. The cook suggested that he

should prepare another dinner, but Mr. Anderson said that it would not

be necessary that night. The chauffeur subsequently informed the cook

that the master and his wife had dined at Captain Fraser's, and finished

with sweets at Gopal Halwai's shop. This explained the master's mirth to

the cook's satisfaction.



What happened the next day to Mr. Anderson need not be told. It is too

painful and too dirty a story. The fact remains that Mr. Anderson had no

solid food the next day either. He thought he should die of starvation.

He did not know how much longer the curse was going to last, or what

else was in store for him.



On the morning of the third day the bearer came and reported that a

certain Indian Fakir had invited Mr. Anderson to go and breakfast with

him. How eagerly husband and wife went! The Fakir lived in a miserable

hut on the bank of the river. He invited the couple inside his hut and

gave them bread and water. Here was clean healthy looking bread after

all, and Mr. Anderson never counted how many loaves he ate. But he had

never eaten food with greater relish and pleasure in his life before.

After the meal the Fakir who evidently knew Mr. Anderson said: "Saheb,

you are a great man and a good man too. You are rich and you think that

riches can purchase everything. You are wrong. The Giver of all things

may turn gold into dust and gold may, by His order, lose all its

purchasing capacity. This you have seen during the last two days. You

have annoyed a man who has no gold but who has power. You think that the

Deputy Commissioner has power--but he has not. The Deputy Commissioner

gets his power from the King. The man whom you have offended got his

power from the King of Kings.



"It is His pleasure that you should leave the station. The sooner you

leave this place Saheb the better for you or you will starve. You can

stay as long as you like here--but you will eat no food outside this hut

of mine--you can try.



"You can go now and come back for your dinner when you require it--."



Mr. Anderson came back to the Fakir's cottage for his dinner, with his

wife at nine in the evening.



Early, the next morning, he left the station and never came back.



Within a month he left India for good. The hospitable gentlemen of the

station who had asked Mr. and Mrs. Anderson to have a meal with them

will never forget the occasion.



This story, though it reads like a fairy tale, is nevertheless true.



All the European gentlemen of J---- knew it and if anyone of them

happens to read these pages he will be able to certify that every detail

is correct.







In this connection it will not be out of place to mention some of the

strange doings of the once famous Hasan Khan, the black artist of

Calcutta. Fifty years ago there was not an adult in Calcutta who did not

know his name and had not seen or at least heard of his marvellous

feats.



I have heard any number of wonderful stories but I shall mention only

two here which, though evidently not free from exaggeration, will give

an idea of what the people came to regard him as capable of achieving,

and also of the powers and attributes which he used to arrogate to

himself.



What happened was this.



There was a big reception in Government House at Calcutta. Now a native

of Calcutta of those days knew what such a reception meant.



All public roads within half a mile of Government House were closed to

wheeled and fast traffic.



The large compound was decorated with lamps and Chinese Lanterns in a

manner that baffled description. Thousands of these Chinese Lanterns

hung from the trees and twinkled among the foliage like so many coloured

fire-flies. The drives from the gates to the building had rows of these

coloured lanterns on both sides; besides, there were coloured flags and

Union Jacks flying from the tops of the poles, round which were coiled

wreaths of flowers, and which also served to support the ropes or wires

from which these lanterns were suspended.



The main building itself was illuminated with hundreds of thousands of

candles or lamps and looked from a distance like a house on fire. From

close quarters you could read "Long live the Queen" written in letters

of fire on the parapets of the building, and could see the procession of

carriages that passed up and down the drives so artistically decorated,

and wonder that the spirited horses did not bolt or shy or kick over the

traces when entering those lanes of fire.



There were no electric lights then in Calcutta or in any part of India,

no motor cars and no rubber-tyred carriages.



On a reception night lots of people come to watch the decorations of

Government House. Now-a-days Government House is illuminated with

electricity; but I am told by my elders that in those days when tallow

candles and tiny glass lamps were the only means of illumination the

thing looked more beautiful and gorgeous.



The people who come to see the illumination pass along the road and are

not allowed to stop. The law is that they must walk on and if a young

child stops for more than half a minute his guardian, friend, nurse or

companion is at once reminded by the policeman on duty that he or she

must walk on; and these policemen of Calcutta, unlike the policemen of

London, are not at all courteous in their manner or speech.



So it happened on a certain reception night that Hasan Khan the black

artist went to see the decorations and while lingering on the road was

rudely told by the policeman on duty to get away.



Ordinarily Hasan Khan was a man of placid disposition and polite

manners. He told the policeman that he should not have been rude to a

rate-payer who had only come to enjoy the glorious sight and meant no

harm. He also dropped a hint that if the head of the police department

knew that a subordinate of his was insulting Hasan Khan it would go hard

with that subordinate.



This infuriated the policeman who blew his whistle which had the effect

of bringing half a dozen other constables on the spot. They then gave

poor Hasan Khan a thrashing and reported him to the Inspector on duty.

As chance would have it this Inspector had not heard of Hasan Khan

before. So he ordered that he should be detained in custody and charged

next morning with having assaulted a public officer in the discharge of

his duty.



The Inspector also received a warning but he did not listen to it. Then

Hasan Khan took out a piece of paper and a pencil from his pocket and

wrote down the number of each of the six or seven policemen who had

taken part in beating him; and he assured everybody (a large number of

persons had gathered now) present that the constables and the Inspector

would be dismissed from Government service within the next one hour.



Most of the people had not seen him before and not knowing who he was,

laughed. The Inspector and the constables laughed too. After the mirth

had subsided Hasan Khan was ordered to be handcuffed and removed. When

the handcuffs had been clapped on he smiled serenely and said "I order

that all the lights within half a mile of where we are standing be put

out at once." Within a couple of seconds the whole place was in

darkness.



The entire Government House Compound which was a mass of fire only a

minute before was in total darkness and the street lamps had gone out

too. The only light that remained was on the street lamp-post under

which our friends were.



The commotion at the reception could be more easily imagined than

described.



There was total darkness everywhere. The guests were treading literally

on each other's toes and the accidents that happened to the carriages

and horses were innumerable.



As good luck would have it another Police Inspector who was also on duty

and was on horse-back came up to the only light within a circle of half

a mile radius.



To him Hasan Khan said "Go and tell your Commissioner of Police that his

subordinates have ill-treated Hasan Khan and tell him that I order him

to come here at once."



Some laughed others scoffed but the Inspector on horse-back went and

within ten minutes the Commissioner of the Calcutta Police came along

with half a dozen other high officials enquiring what the trouble was

about.



To them Hasan Khan told the story of the thrashing he had received and

pointed out the assailants. He then told the Commissioner that if those

constables and the Inspector who had ordered him to be handcuffed were

dismissed, on the spot, from Government service, the lamps would be

lighted without human assistance. To the utter surprise of everybody

present (including the high officials who had come out with the

Commissioner of Police) an order dismissing the constables and the

Inspector was passed and signed by the Commissioner in the dim light

shed by that isolated lamp; and within one second of the order the

entire compound of Government House was lighted up again, as if some one

had switched on a thousand electric lamps controlled by a single button.



Everybody who was present there enjoyed the whole thing excessively,

with the exception of the police officers who had been dismissed from

service.



It appeared that the Commissioner of Police knew a lot about Hasan Khan

and his black art. How he had come to know of Hasan Khan's powers will

now be related.







Most of my readers have heard the name of Messrs. Hamilton and Co.,

Jewellers of Calcutta. They are the oldest and most respectable firm of

Jewellers probably in the whole of India.



One day Hasan Khan walked into their shop and asked to see some rings.



He was shown a number of rings but he particularly approved a cheap ring

set with a single ruby. The price demanded for this ring was too much

for poor honest Hasan Khan's purse, so he proposed that the Jewellers

should let him have the ring on loan for a month.



This, of course, the Jewellers refused to do and in a most

un-Englishman-like and unbusiness-like manner a young shop assistant

asked him to clear out.



He promptly walked out of the shop promising to come again the next day.

Before going out of the shop, however, he told one of the managers that

the young shop assistant had been very rude to him and would not let him

have the ring for a month.



The next day there was a slight commotion in Hamilton's shop. The ring

was missing. Of course, nobody could suspect Hasan Khan because the ring

had been seen by everybody in the shop after his departure. The police

were communicated with and were soon on the spot. They were examining

the room and the locks and recording statements when Hasan Khan walked

in with the missing ring on his finger.



He was at once arrested, charged with theft and taken to the police

station and locked up.



At about midday he was produced before the Magistrate. When he appeared

in court he was found wearing ten rings, one on each finger. He was

remanded and taken back to his cell in the jail.



The next morning when the door of his cell was opened it was found that

one of the big _almirahs_ in which some gold and silver articles were

kept in Hamilton's shop was standing in his cell. Everybody gazed at it

dumbfounded. The _almirah_ with its contents must have weighed 50

stones. How it got into the cell was beyond comprehension.



All the big officers of Government came to see the fun and asked Hasan

Khan how he had managed it.



"How did you manage to get the show-case in your drawing-room?" inquired

Hasan Khan of each officer in reply to the question.



And everybody thought that the fellow was mad. But as each officer

reached home he found that one show-case (evidently from Hamilton's

shop) with all its contents was standing in his drawing room.



The next morning Hasan Khan gave out in clear terms that unless Messrs.

Hamilton and Co. withdrew the charge against him at once they would find

their safe in which were kept the extra valuable articles, at the

bottom of the Bay of Bengal.



The Jewellers thought that prudence was the best part of valour and the

case against Hasan Khan was withdrawn and he was acquitted of all

charges and set at liberty.



Then arose the big question of compensating him for the incarceration he

had suffered; and the ring with the single ruby which he had fancied so

much and which had caused all this trouble was presented to him.



Of course, Messrs. Hamilton and Co. the Jewellers, had to spend a lot of

money in carting back the show-cases that had so mysteriously walked

away from their shop, but they were not sorry, because they could not

have advertised their ware better, and everybody was anxious to possess

something or other from among the contents of these peculiar show-cases.



It was in connection with this case that Hasan Khan became known to most

of the European Government officials of Calcutta at that time.





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